ianstagram:

Is it so much to ask to just immediately become a wise, glamorous, and enlightened urban pseudo-mystic living a stable life with a good job but without having to go through challenges and hardships to grow as a person?

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

afropunker:

0shi0kiy0:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

Well now I’m crying

MY HEART. IT’S BREAKING.

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries