|—||Charles Bukowski (via drunkblogging)|
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs
I looked up the artist and his name is Johannes Stoetter and he is this really trippy guy who paints on people and
THIS IS A FROG
BUT THOSE ARE REALLY PEOPLE AND
THAT PINEAPPLE LOOKS ALIVE
THIS TREE REMINDS ME OF A WOMAN A BIT
HE LOOKS DRAWN ON THE STAIRS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
THE FUCK YOU SAY
HOW CAN THIS BE REAL HOLY FRICK FRACK
I SHOULD WORK AS AN ART CRITIC
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains