EVERY TIME I WHISTLE HE MAKES THIS FUCKIGN FACE OH MY GOD HLEP;
Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.
Hugh Dancy in Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
|—||Iyanla Vanzant (via wearebarebones)|
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners