December 2011
literallysame:
cAPitaLiZing raNDom letTeRS maKE wORds mOrE sTYlisH
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher...
“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”
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markhumpus:
the only thing i’ll be kissing at midnight is my computer
cemtaur:
yo-soymilk:
kohthefacestealer:
stockade:
How does
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=
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two lesbian moms adopt a baby
the baby grows up ridiculed by his peers and becomes emo at age 13
he joins a band at age 16 and writes heavy metal songs about how much life sucks
becomes musician king by age 22
why does this card exsist
OMG
whyisyourdoorundermybucket:
we found lunch in a homeless place we found dove in a soapless place we found drugs in a dopeless place we found rhianna in a dumpster
do you ever look at a math problem then immediately want to kill yourself
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
"I want a twilight theme park"
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
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That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves... →
TheHilariousBlog
I Want My Hat Back: Patrick Stump
pocketed:
The original is a children’s book by Jon Klassen. (x)
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Waking up to my Mom dancing to the hits during her...
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
