Counting Stars | OneRepublic

Counting Stars | OneRepublic

alzner:

rooting for a team you hate to beat a team you hate more

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

verticalism:

cybergata:

Elephants walking through a rain forest.


ahh they look like bunnies in grass!!

verticalism:

cybergata:

Elephants walking through a rain forest.

ahh they look like bunnies in grass!!

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

tsunamiwavesurfing:

deveninanewdress:

a group of zebras is called a dazzle.
if that doesn’t brighten your day, i don’t know what will.

how the fuck is that supposed to pay my bills?